Sunday, May 27, 2012

Yumminess and a Friend

I have an awesome best friend that comes over and watches Sherlock with me while doing puzzles and then in between all that makes cake balls with me. We were up till past midnight making them. And they were sooo yummy. We don't get together all the time, but that doesn't matter. If one of us doesn't feel like doing something, we don't mind. There are always other times to hang out. And when we do hang out, we always seem to end up doing puzzles and watching movies.


Megan wasn't exactly thrilled that I was taking her picture. It was ridiculously late, after all.



So here's to my one great friend from my hometown, who has stayed friends with me no matter what.

This weekend she took time out of her horribly busy schedule to go get churros with me. Actually, Taco Time was out of churros, so we got empenadas instead. And she bought mine for me. She's an awesome friend.

An Unexpected Gift

I saved up for the last five or six months to buy a bicycle. Last Friday my dad said, "Why don't we go look at bikes?" So we went to Kent's and I found a bike I really liked, but they told me that they had the same bike in a medium frame that they could have built for me to try tomorrow, and then I could decide which one I wanted. So I decided to wait to decide if I wanted the small or the medium frame. We all went out to dinner and then to see Avengers.

The next day my mom and I went to run errands, and when we were finished running errands we stopped by Kent's. I decided on the smaller bike frame. When I went to pay for it, it had already been paid for. My dad got it for me.

I am so grateful to have a Dad that loves me this much.





It's a cross between a road bike and a mountain bike, so it has a little wider tires so if I get on dirt I won't be in trouble. And it has front shocks. Those are way nice. The bike is awesome. I love riding it. 

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Double HAAY

So, there's a reason this is a double HAAY. That reason is because I think these two guys are really good looking when they're playing these characters, but their hotness factor goes down a lot when they aren't playing these roles. I feel the same way about Johnny Depp. He's only HAAY worthy when he's Captain Jack Sparrow. I don't know what it is, but with Cumberbatch and Hiddleston I suspect it's the hair.


May I present Loki, the criminal mastermind alien . . . 



and Sherlock, the high-functioning sociopath consulting detective.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Tonight's Great Lines

"So I was in the shower, naked, wet, and going to Russia . . ."

"I started whistling the Tetris theme in the shower, and the Ukrainian guy across the way starts whistling it in perfect harmony with me."

"A flaming lemur is always better than a regular lemur, whether the flaming lemur is gay or actually on fire."

"What if we stood in grocery stores and the food chose who got to eat it?"
"You'd feel sorry for the guy that the hot dogs picked time and time again."

"Within six hours of my knowing him, the waitresses at Denny's thought we were together. They put our tabs together and whatnot."
"Oh yeah! I heard that through the grapevine."

"How did I get this hat?"
"It's the traveling hat."

"You really don't know how to skateboard, do you?"

"We're working with the negative space."

"Turn the music up!"
"We can't. The cops have already come and told us to turn it down."
"But we weren't even that loud to begin with!"
"Apparently there have been several complaints."

"Smoke follows beauty."
"Well that's a long leap when you look at this."

I don't know. Maybe you just had to be there for all this to be funny.

Great night at my first bonfire/blues/west coast night. Thanks Kimber, for having a birthday. And thanks Eric, for putting it all together. I can think of no better way to spend a Monday night.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Crazy on Your Face

Before Blues:

Hailey: You're wearing my red pants. And this shirt. With a black tank top under it. Make sure to tuck the tank top in. It's all about rockin' the pants.

Me: Man, this makes my ass look fine.

Hailey: It totally does.

Tia: Can I do your makeup?

Me: Yep.

Tia: You already have base on?

Me: Yep.

There's a pause as I sit down to let her do my eye makeup.

Tia: Your eyes. I've never seen that shade of green before! It's like a green with blue in it!

Tia gets ridiculously close to my face to see my eyes.

Tia: Thanks for letting me go all crazy on your face.

Me: No problem.

Tia: Now for lipstick.

She starts applying it.

Tia: I'm actually not all that great at putting lipstick on other people. You can go ahead and finish that.

I finish putting it on and put mascara on.

Tia: You look so gorgeous.

At Blues:

Several guys throughout the night say: You're rockin' those red pants. You look fantastic in those pants. You really look good in those pants.

I tell a couple of guys: They aren't actually my pants. They're Hailey's.

Random guy from an hour or so earlier in the night comes up to me and says: You're rockin' those pants and they're not even yours!?

And what do we really do at Blues? See how many people we can pack on a couch.

After Blues:

So many talks about random stuff which included torturing Nathan with awesome mail. But it would be way too expensive to send a door to Peru.

The things that go on when I go dancing.