How To Find Your Orange Pen

It does not matter how loudly you yell, "Where is the orange pen?"  The pen will not come to you.

It does not matter how many times you look for the pen in the usual places--it will not be there.

You can just use a pen of another color.  Then the plan of underlining all the important facts in one color within the textbook would be thwarted.

You could just go buy a new orange pen.  The problem with that is that once you have appropriated the new pen, you will most likely find the old one, which unveils your impatience to the world and proves that it was a waste of money to buy a new one.

You should retrace your steps back a few days to the place that you sat the most while doing your reading and underlining.

Upon shaking the bed sheets and examining the underbelly of your bed you should find what you're looking for, for beds always ingest the items which are not carefully stowed away in their proper places.

And thusly, the problem is solved.